You Can Now Major in White Supremacy & Become a Professional at Blaming White People

If you’ve been trying to figure out what you are really good at in life but all you can seem to do is master the art of blaming the white man for all of your problems, well now you can take that skill set & attain a 4-year degree in white supremacy.

Starting January, various colleges around the country will start offering undergraduate degree programs focused on white supremacy. The courses are designed to explain various aspects about racism & white supremacy so that students who graduate can enter the world blaming white people for all of their problems at a very high level. This program also promises to help graduates secure blue check marks on Twitter which will inform others that they are official subject matter experts in white supremacy.

Colleges offering this program so far are: Morehouse, Spelman, Howard, Harvard, Columbia, Everest & Hidden Colors University.

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