Black Folks Happy Brittney Griner Released From Russian Prison But Still Not Gonna Watch Her WNBA Games

Washington, DC — WNBA player Brittney Griner was recently released from a 9 year Russian prison sentence for illegally bringing drugs into Russia in exchange for a notorious Russian terrorist & arms dealer by the name of Viktor Bout.

Black Americans all over social media were ecstatic for the release of Brittney Griner, a black female American professional basketball player who is also an LGBTQ+ member. Black social media erupted in jubilee for Brittney’s release from being wrongfully detained in Russia and being used as a political pawn.

When black folks were asked about supporting the WNBA when Brittney returns to play, 99.9% of black folks stated unequivocally that they would NOT be watching a single WNBA game because “that shit is hella boring and they can’t dunk a ball”.

When asked about whether they cared about the lack of support for the WNBA league is why Brittney went to go play in Russia in the first place, one person named Jermaine Johnson simply stated, “I’m glad she’s home, but I still ain’t watching that WNBA garbage. That shit is wack my nigga!”

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