Kamala Harris Promises to Get the Black Vote Locked Up for Joe Biden

Washington, DC — Former Vice President Joe Biden announced today that Senator Kamala Harris will be his Vice Presidential running mate for the 2020 election.

Reps for Senator Kamala Harris stated that the Senator plans to help Joe Biden get black people in line to accept their blackness by voting for the Democrats or run the risk of getting locked up & losing access to their black card.

Reps for Joe Biden stated he has no doubt that the black community will get in line like the monolith that they are & respect the authority of California’s former “top cop” who went on to become a Senator.

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