Guys Who Wear Skinny Jeans are at High Risk for Catching COVID-19

New York, NY — The CDC just released a statement informing the public that guys who wear skinny jeans are at a higher risk of catching the coronavirus.

The CDC claims the heat, moisture, & lack of blood circulation in the legs due to the wear of skinny jeans contributes to the weakening of men’s immune system which accelerates the effects of the coronavirus.

The CDC recommends that men ditch the skinny jeans & wear regular fitting jeans to allow for proper blood circulation in addition to letting the moisture from the heat trapped in the jeans to evaporate.

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