R. Kelly Gets Beat Up by Inmate Who Used to Win the Jailhouse Talent Shows Before Kels Arrived

Chicago, IL — Disgraced R&B superstar singer R. Kelly was recently attacked in his cell at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Chicago.

Reports are coming out that an inmate nicknamed “Silky” ran up on R. Kelly and proceeded to cause physical harm to Kels because he was mad that R. Kelly was now crowned the king of jailhouse talent shows due to Kels’ obvious abilities to sing.

Reps for R. Kelly have stated that Kels is currently in good condition and he plans to keep winning these talent shows no matter what and that other inmates will respect his position as the head sangin’ nigga in charge in lockup.

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