Oakland, CA — Mayor Libby Schaaf has recently been entertaining plans to defund black people in Oakland due to a rise in violent crime in the Bay Area.
Plans to tighten up on black people in the Bay Area are being entertained by local politicians due to a dramatic rise in violent crime in the wake of ‘Defund the Police’. Politicians are now implementing plans to refund the police while at the same time defunding black people because, according to local politician Tyesha Jones, “niggas just can’t act right.”
When asked how ‘defunding black people’ would work, staff for Mayor Schaaf stated the following suggestions:
Right now the Mayor’s office is tossing around other ideas to get black people to stop terrorizing the streets of Oakland, but locals in Oakland feel that this is a good start.