Bernie Sanders Promises Universal Coronavirus for All Americans

Washington, DC — Democratic socialist Bernie Sanders just announced that he promises to ensure all Americans receive their fare share of coronavirus.

The coronavirus outbreak has reached the shores of the US with a total of 6 fatalities so far & new cases popping up all over the country. Senator Bernie Sanders spoke at a recent rally where he promised to ensure that all Americans will get to experience coronavirus & not just a select few.

Senator Sanders believes that universal coronavirus is a basic human right & all people deserve an opportunity to experience the sickness so that each & every American can truly be bonded with one another over this outbreak. To ensure he can help every American catch coronavirus virus, Bernie Sanders plans to outlaw future coronavirus vaccines in addition to adding a value added tax (VAT) on the purchase of medical facial masks, soaps & hand sanitizers.

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