Pete Buttigieg Drops Out Race, Vows to Run in 2024 as a Heterosexual Man

New York, NY — Mayor Pete Buttigieg officially dropped out of the 2020 Presidential campaign after coming in 4th place in the South Carolina primaries.

Mayor Pete ended his campaign after South Carolina when he realized that black voters weren’t too excited about the idea of a gay man running for President. Spokesmen for Mayor Pete’s campaign stated that Mayor Pete underestimated how serious black people believed in the “gay agenda” & couldn’t fathom supporting a candidate who openly lived an alternative lifestyle.

Mayor Pete Buttigieg’s campaign has promised to make a return in 2024 to make another run, but this time they state Mayor Pete will be running as a heterosexual man in order to thoroughly secure the black vote.

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