Coronavirus is Causing People to Embrace the Idea of Washing Their Ass Everyday

Atlanta, GA — The coronavirus outbreak has caused people to go panic shopping all over the country buying up hand soaps & hand sanitizers to the point where reports of price gouging has been going on.

Another unintended side effect is millions of people rediscovering the power of washing their ass everyday. Due to all of this extra soap laying around, Americans all over the country have discovered new uses for soap which include lathering up in the shower to wash their ass, armpits, & crotch on a regular basis.

The CDC stated that a person washing their ass on a daily basis is a good thing. The CDC is hoping Americans continue to wash their ass daily after the coronavirus is finally tamed.

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