CDC Warns that Coronavirus Has Been Found on Toilet Paper

Atlanta, GA — The CDC just issued a warning stating that rolls of toilet paper have been found to possess coronavirus.

This statement comes due to mass panic shopping amongst the public with one of the most sought after items being that of toilet paper. The CDC advises people to utilize brown paper towels as a substitute for toilet paper until the coronavirus outbreak is contained.

If brown paper towels aren’t available or are too uncomfortable, the CDC advises using old t shirts or leaves.

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