Martha Stewart Told Snoop to Apologize to Gayle King or Else He Won’t Get Any Scooby Snacks

Los Angeles, CA — Snoop Dogg recently issued an apology to Gayle King after calling her a “dog head bitch”.

The black community has been speculating as to why Snoop Dogg would back down and issue this apology. Some say it’s because Gayle King has friends in powerful places. Some say it’s because Snoop Dogg put himself at risk of being blackballed. Well, the real reason Snoop Dogg apologized to Gayle King is due to his bestie Martha Stewart.

Everybody knows that Martha Stewart & Snoop Dogg are besties. Well, sources are reporting that Martha Stewart is the reason that Snoop Dogg apologized to Gayle King and the reason being is that Martha told Snoop that if he didn’t stop acting like a ghetto hoodrat she would not be baking him any Scooby snacks for Valentine’s Day. Snoop, known for smoking weed and snacking, apparently came to his senses because he realized that the white woman’s Scooby snacks ain’t nothing to play with.

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