Joe Biden Wants to Ban Newport Menthols, Red Kool-Aid, Box Chevys, Hennessy, Spades, Brazilian Weave, Texas Pete Hot Sauce…

Washington D.C. — President Joe Biden just recently announced that he would like to implement a ban on menthol cigarettes which could impact a third of all the cigarettes sold in the U.S.

The Biden administration recently released a list of other items they would like to ban in order to improve the overall quality of life for Americans.

  • red Kool-Aid
  • Boxy Chevys
  • Crown Vics
  • spades
  • dominoes
  • dice games
  • Brazilian & Yaki hair weave
  • Texas Pete Hot Sauce
  • white & black Air Force 1s
  • Gucci & Louie belts
  • Gucci flip flops
  • Electric slide
  • the 2-step
  • Black ‘n Milds
  • Hennessy, Crown, & every other yak
  • the candy lady
  • Funyuns
  • Popeyes Chicken sandwiches
  • sweet tea
  • peas
  • greens
  • potatoes
  • tomatoes
  • lambs
  • rams
  • hogs
  • dogs
  • chicken
  • turkey
  • rabbit
  • you name it

Critics are saying that Biden’s list is specifically targeting black Americans. Reps from the Biden administration say that they are just simply trying to help black people.

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