Strippers in Atlanta are Testing Positive for Coronavirus

Atlanta, GA — Strippers across Atlanta are testing positive for coronavirus according to the CDC.

Patrons of strip clubs are encouraged to check themselves into a health clinic to get screened. The CDC reports that strip clubs are breeding grounds for coronavirus due to all of the flesh, sweat, booty grease and silicone running rampant in the clubs.

The CDC is recommending that strip clubs shut down business for a period of 2 weeks, install plexiglass windows to separate strippers from the patrons, or have stripper wear biohazard suits to minimize the transmission of the virus.

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