Chinese Restaurants Rebrand as Mexican Restaurants Over Coronavirus Fears

New York, NY — Fears of the potential coronavirus pandemic have caused Chinese restaurants to take drastic measures to prevent their businesses from being negatively impacted.

Chinese restaurants in New York City have now started rebranding themselves as Mexican restaurants in order to keep their businesses alive as consumers continue to assume all Chinese people & their products/services automatically help spread the coronavirus.

One Chinese restaurant owner named Ty Wun Shu has even gone so far as to have his employees wear sombreros & play music by Selena in order to really sell the rebranding strategy as they serve burritos filled with sweet & sour chicken. Ty Wun Shu is hoping the Trump administration release a cure so that he can go back to slanging general tso chicken & telling people to hurry up & buy in English instead of Spanish.

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