Dr. Umar Johnson Wanted By “The Man” for Solving Coronavirus Mystery

By KG News on March 4, 2020

Philadelphia, PA — Famed psychologist Dr. Umar Johnson alleges to have solved the mystery of how the coronavirus outbreak came into existence.

Dr. Umar Johnson stated,

The coronavirus ain’t come from bats. It came from THE MAN, but they blamed bats. BAT…MAN. Who owns DC Comics now? Exactly! I’m just trying to Warn-a-Brotha!

Dr. Umar Johnson also famously solved the tragic death of NBA superstar Kobe Bryant by stating Kobe was killed by a pharmaceutical company due to a lawsuit over the use of Kobe’s nickname Black Mamba.

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