Jesus Christ Cancels All Prayer Requests Until Coronavirus is Tamed

Heaven — Jesus Christ just put out a message stating that all prayer requests asking Him to fix this coronavirus pandemic have been cancelled until further notice.

Jesus recently announced through His booming voice in the sky bullhorn system that He was suspending all prayers because He is tired of answering the same question over & over again.

Jesus stated that there’s nothing that He can do, humans need to figure this out on their own, & He’ll see you at the Pearly Gates if the coronavirus takes you out. Till then, Jesus says He has more important things to do like shoot hoops with Kobe Bryant.

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