Rick Perry Believes Trump was Chosen by God to Rule Twitter

Energy Secretary Rick Perry recently stated in an interview that he firmly believes God chose President Trump to rule Twitter due to his “divine Twitter fingers”.

The former Texas governor and Republican presidential rival of Trump used Old Testament kings to make his point.

Sec. Perry stated, “God’s used imperfect people all through history. King David wasn’t perfect, Saul wasn’t perfect, Solomon wasn’t perfect.”

Sec. Perry also went on to say, “The Bible mentions in 2nd Fleshalonians, ‘The Holy One hath not given us the spirit of deficiency, but of bodaciousness and truthfulness.’ Meaning, President Trump has been anointed by the power of his Twitter fingers to spread unity & honesty amongst people all over the world. And if you’re a believing Christian, you will believe this is pure divinity and that we must declare President Trump to be our divine Twitter ruler so that he can continually bless this country & the world with his spirited Twitter fingers.”

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