Joe Biden Wants Rachel Dolezal to Be His Campaign’s Black American Relations Advisor

Washington, DC — The Biden campaign recently announced that they are creating a job position to specifically address only the concerns of black Americans & black Americans only.

To lead this role, Joe Biden’s camp states that they want Rachel Dolezal for the job. When asked why Rachel Dolezal, the Biden camp responded by saying, “she’s the right person for the job.”

Campaign advisor Mike Literus stated, “Rachel Dolezal is the most qualified person for the job. She was the president of her NAACP chapter in Spokane, Washington. She went to Howard University. She taught African American history as a college professor. She knows how to braid hair & she prefers sweet potato pie over pumpkin pie. If that’s not knowing black people, then I don’t know what is. We feel she’ll represent black American issues very well.”

Rachel Dolezal has yet to make a decision as to whether or not she accepts the job. We’re told if she accepts the job, she wants the official job title to be renamed to B.A.P. (Black American Princess).

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