Studies Show that Valentine’s Day Cooch is the Same Cooch on Any Random Day

Boston, MA — Researchers have concluded that there is nothing significant about Valentine’s Day loving when compared to loving on any random day.

Researchers at MIT conducted a survey of 10,000 men who were involved in relationships with a woman for more than 3 years to determine if sex on Valentine’s Day was “different” from sex on any other random day. Out of the 10,000 surveyed, 9,997 said sex on Valentine’s Day was just sex.

Three men stated that sex on Valentine’s Day was special for them because that was one of the few days per year that they actually were able to get some ass from their woman.

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