Houston, TX — Due to massive panic buying over the coronavirus outbreak, Walmart announced that they will be opening up one additional register to help...
Atlanta, GA — Sex doll makers are experiencing a surge in sales due to men fearing relations with women during the coronavirus outbreak. Men from...
Miami, FL — Former Tallahassee, FL mayor & Florida Gubernatorial candidate Andrew Gillum just announced that he will be checking himself into rehab to help...
Heaven — Jesus Christ just put out a message stating that all prayer requests asking Him to fix this coronavirus pandemic have been cancelled until...
Atlanta, GA — The CDC just issued a warning stating that rolls of toilet paper have been found to possess coronavirus. This statement comes due...
Houston, TX — Illegal immigrants have been spotted crossing the border to return to Mexico in an effort to avoid catching the coronavirus in the...
Baltimore, MD — Local drug dealers are allowing their corner boys to sell drugs from home due to the coronavirus outbreak. Corners all over Baltimore,...
Atlanta, GA — Strippers across Atlanta are testing positive for coronavirus according to the CDC. Patrons of strip clubs are encouraged to check themselves into...
Atlanta, GA — The coronavirus outbreak has caused people to go panic shopping all over the country buying up hand soaps & hand sanitizers to...
Los Angeles, CA — Since the coronavirus outbreak, surgical masks sales have skyrocketed due to the belief that a surgical mask is all one needs...
Tampa, FL — Rapper DaBaby was recently recorded walking through a club in Tampa, FL & viciously slapping a fan. Initially it was reported that...
New York, NY — Famed herbalist Dr. Sebi is believed to have cured coronavirus prior to his death in 2016. Dr. Sebi was famous for...
Philadelphia, PA — Famed psychologist Dr. Umar Johnson alleges to have solved the mystery of how the coronavirus outbreak came into existence. Dr. Umar Johnson...
New York, NY — Vice President Joe Biden made a stunning come back during Super Tuesday by pretty much winning most of the eastern states...
Washington, DC — Democratic socialist Bernie Sanders just announced that he promises to ensure all Americans receive their fare share of coronavirus. The coronavirus outbreak...
New York, NY — Mayor Pete Buttigieg officially dropped out of the 2020 Presidential campaign after coming in 4th place in the South Carolina primaries....
Columbia, SC — Democratic candidate & billionaire Tom Steyer recently drop a new song titled “Drop That Azz Out” with New Orleans rapper Juvenile. The...
New York, NY — Fears of the potential coronavirus pandemic have caused Chinese restaurants to take drastic measures to prevent their businesses from being negatively...
Charleston, SC — Pete Buttigieg’s campaign just stated that Pete plans to personally spend time checking in on Amy Klobuchar’s Uncle Dick in the deer...
Charleston, SC — Democratic primary debate moderators are coming under fire for not addressing black issues outside of the realm of crime & poverty. Black...