Society
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Crips & Bloods Volunteer to Patrol Los Angeles to Make Sure Everybody is Safe During Coronavirus Outbreak
Los Angeles, LA — The governor of California recently just mandated that the entire state is on lockdown & that its 40 million residents are...
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Walmarts Across the Nation Open Up One Additional Register to Speed Up Coronavirus Panic Buying
Houston, TX — Due to massive panic buying over the coronavirus outbreak, Walmart announced that they will be opening up one additional register to help...
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Jesus Christ Cancels All Prayer Requests Until Coronavirus is Tamed
Heaven — Jesus Christ just put out a message stating that all prayer requests asking Him to fix this coronavirus pandemic have been cancelled until...
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Illegal Immigrants Rushing Back to Mexico to Escape Coronavirus Outbreak in the U.S.
Houston, TX — Illegal immigrants have been spotted crossing the border to return to Mexico in an effort to avoid catching the coronavirus in the...
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Drug Dealers Allow Their Corner Boys to Slang From Home Due to Coronavirus
Baltimore, MD — Local drug dealers are allowing their corner boys to sell drugs from home due to the coronavirus outbreak. Corners all over Baltimore,...
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Strippers in Atlanta are Testing Positive for Coronavirus
Atlanta, GA — Strippers across Atlanta are testing positive for coronavirus according to the CDC. Patrons of strip clubs are encouraged to check themselves into...
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Dr. Sebi’s Mysterious Death Linked to Possible Coronavirus Cure
New York, NY — Famed herbalist Dr. Sebi is believed to have cured coronavirus prior to his death in 2016. Dr. Sebi was famous for...
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Dr. Umar Johnson Wanted By “The Man” for Solving Coronavirus Mystery
Philadelphia, PA — Famed psychologist Dr. Umar Johnson alleges to have solved the mystery of how the coronavirus outbreak came into existence. Dr. Umar Johnson...
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Chinese Restaurants Rebrand as Mexican Restaurants Over Coronavirus Fears
New York, NY — Fears of the potential coronavirus pandemic have caused Chinese restaurants to take drastic measures to prevent their businesses from being negatively...
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Fights Breakout Over KFC Chicken & Donuts Combo
Atlanta, GA — KFC just debuted their fried chicken & donut combo and fights have already began to ensue. Reminiscent of the brawling that took...
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Stripper Genea Sky’s Accident Causes OSHA to Mandate All Strippers Wear Safety Helmets
Dallas, TX — The Occupational Safety and Health Administration is currently in the works of drafting up policies that will require strippers to wear safety...
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Dr. Umar Johnson Says Kobe Bryant Died b/c Kobe Didn’t Donate to Umar’s School
Philadelphia, PA — Self-proclaimed “Prince of Pan-Africanism”, Dr. Umar Johnson, recently went viral on social media over conspiracy theories surrounding the tragic death of NBA...
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New Evidence Suggests White People Created Gravity to Hold the Black Man Down
Classified documents have just been released claiming to prove that white people are responsible for creating gravity with the sole purpose of trying the keep...
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“White Supremacy World” Theme Park Scheduled to Open in 2021.
Jackson, MS — A theme park named White Supremacy World designed to give young black people a taste of old fashioned hardcore racism is scheduled...
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Pro-Blacks Build Time Machine to Return Back to the “Good Old Days” of Jim Crow
Boston, MA — An avid pro-Black & follower of the Foundational Black American movement recently invented a time machine to teleport black people back to...
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Black Hebrew Israelites Declaring All Santas to Be Black Men
Washington, DC — Black Hebrew Israelites are planning to protest on the National Mall to declare that the federal government require Santa Claus to be...
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Santa Claus Fired for Telling Black Kids They Won’t Be Getting Gifts
Bloomington, MN — A Mall of America Santa Claus was recently fired for allegedly telling black children that he will not be stopping by the...
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Arlando Henderson Plans to Use Stolen Money to Fight His Case of Stealing Wells Fargo Money
Charlotte, NC — Arlando Henderson was recently arrested by federal authorities for stealing upwards of $88K from a Wells Fargo bank he was employed at...
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Twitter Confirms That Black People Make Up Stuff on Twitter All of the Time
Twitter recently came out & admitted that black people on their platform are notorious for making up stories just to have something to tweet about....
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Man Arrested Again for Throwing Bricks at Nail Salon b/c Salon Won’t Offer Cyber Monday Discounts
Chicago, IL — Tyrone Muhammad was apprehended by Chicago Police for throwing bricks into the Colour Nails salon after discovering that the owner of the...
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Black Grandmas are Offended by People Calling Chitlins “Booty Noodles”
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Uncle Luke’s “Doo Doo Brown” was Playing When Andrew Gillum was Caught with Meth & Male Escort
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TI & Tiny Challenge Their Sexual Assault Accusers to a Verzuz Battle to Settle the Dispute
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Transgender Women Rap Group to Remake “WAP” into “FAP” (Fake Ass P*ssy)
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Kamala Harris Blames “Black Twitter” for Dropping Out of Presidential Race…Vows Payback
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Tesla’s “Bulletproof” Cybertruck is Celebrated by Gang Members
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Coronavirus Causes “Headline-itis” Side Effect in Black People to Where They Can’t Identify Satire
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Joe Biden Wants to Ban Newport Menthols, Red Kool-Aid, Box Chevys, Hennessy, Spades, Brazilian Weave, Texas Pete Hot Sauce…
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Africans Demand Black Americans Stop Culturally Appropriating Real Africans
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If You Talked Bad About Trump in Last 4 Years, No Stimulus Check for You
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