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Black Churches Want Their Congregations to Donate Their Stimulus Checks to the Church’s Building Fund
Birmingham, AL — Pastor Harold Walker of Mt. Sinai First Missionary Baptist Church recently sent out an email to his congregation telling them that their...
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Coronavirus Stimulus Check Information Number is 281-330-8004
Washington, DC — Coronavirus virus stimulus checks are scheduled to start going out in the coming days to provide temporary financial relief for millions of...
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People Wearing COVID 19 Bandana Face Masks are “G Checking” People for Wearing the Wrong Colors
Los Angeles, CA — The CDC recently stated that due to a lack of face masks to help protect people from contracting the coronavirus, citizens...
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Parents Tell Kids to Just Focus on Rap Career b/c Homeschooling is Too Hard
New York, NY — Parents all over the country are facing the reality that homeschooling isn’t as easy as people make it out to be....
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Coronavirus Quarantine Forces Millions of Black Women to Survive w/o Weave Bundles
Atlanta, GA — Coronavirus quarantines all across the country have forced many people to have to go without & just get by on the bare...
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If You Talked Bad About Trump in Last 4 Years, No Stimulus Check for You
Washington, DC — Coronavirus stimulus checks are currently being prepared to be sent out to millions of Americans to combat the economic issues brought on...
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Kids are Complaining About Homeschooling b/c Parents Don’t Know How to Do Any of That Stuff
New York, NY — Due to the coronavirus outbreak in the U.S., schools across the country have been shutdown in order to help combat the...
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Coronavirus Causes “Headline-itis” Side Effect in Black People to Where They Can’t Identify Satire
Atlanta, GA — The CDC just announced that a major side effect of coronavirus that affects primarily black people is that the virus is prohibiting...
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Uncle Luke’s “Doo Doo Brown” was Playing When Andrew Gillum was Caught with Meth & Male Escort
Miami, FL — Photos have been released of disgraced former Tallahassee mayor & former Democratic gubernatorial candidate Andrew Gillum showing him completely passed out &...
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Strippers Forced to Find Other Ways to Pay for College During Coronavirus Outbreak
Atlanta, GA — Strippers in Atlanta are being forced to find other means of paying for college due to the coronavirus outbreak. Strip clubs in...
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Father Who Went to Get a Pack of Cigarettes 20 Years Ago Returns Home to Unite with His Kids Thanks to Coronavirus
Jersey City, NJ — Father who left to get a pack of cigarettes 20 years ago returns home to be with his children during coronavirus...
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Crips & Bloods Volunteer to Patrol Los Angeles to Make Sure Everybody is Safe During Coronavirus Outbreak
Los Angeles, LA — The governor of California recently just mandated that the entire state is on lockdown & that its 40 million residents are...
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Guys Who Wear Skinny Jeans are at High Risk for Catching COVID-19
New York, NY — The CDC just released a statement informing the public that guys who wear skinny jeans are at a higher risk of...
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CDC Confirms Everybody Who Participated in the 1990s Freaknik Has Coronavirus
Atlanta, GA — The CDC has recently confirmed that all participants of the classic 1990s Freaknik have tested positive for coronavirus. The CDC is recommending...
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Walmarts Across the Nation Open Up One Additional Register to Speed Up Coronavirus Panic Buying
Houston, TX — Due to massive panic buying over the coronavirus outbreak, Walmart announced that they will be opening up one additional register to help...
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Sex Doll Sales Surge Due to Men Fearing Catching Coronavirus From Thots & Side Chicks
Atlanta, GA — Sex doll makers are experiencing a surge in sales due to men fearing relations with women during the coronavirus outbreak. Men from...
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Andrew Gillum Enters Rehab to Get Delivert From Drugs & Male Escorts
Miami, FL — Former Tallahassee, FL mayor & Florida Gubernatorial candidate Andrew Gillum just announced that he will be checking himself into rehab to help...
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Jesus Christ Cancels All Prayer Requests Until Coronavirus is Tamed
Heaven — Jesus Christ just put out a message stating that all prayer requests asking Him to fix this coronavirus pandemic have been cancelled until...
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CDC Warns that Coronavirus Has Been Found on Toilet Paper
Atlanta, GA — The CDC just issued a warning stating that rolls of toilet paper have been found to possess coronavirus. This statement comes due...
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Illegal Immigrants Rushing Back to Mexico to Escape Coronavirus Outbreak in the U.S.
Houston, TX — Illegal immigrants have been spotted crossing the border to return to Mexico in an effort to avoid catching the coronavirus in the...
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Sex Doll Sales Surge Due to Men Fearing Catching Coronavirus From Thots & Side Chicks
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Trump Threatens to Force Americans to Use MySpace If They Don’t Leave His Tweets Alone
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Black Grandmas are Offended by People Calling Chitlins “Booty Noodles”
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Drug Dealers Allow Their Corner Boys to Slang From Home Due to Coronavirus
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Study Concludes Black People Prefer Pumpkin Pie Over Sweet Potato Pie
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Black Folks Happy Brittney Griner Released From Russian Prison But Still Not Gonna Watch Her WNBA Games
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Man Arrested Again for Throwing Bricks at Nail Salon b/c Salon Won’t Offer Cyber Monday Discounts
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Father Who Went to Get a Pack of Cigarettes 20 Years Ago Returns Home to Unite with His Kids Thanks to Coronavirus
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Drinking Too Much Colt 45 Caused Billy Dee Williams to Become “Gender Fluid”
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Tekashi 6ix9ine & Snoop Dogg are Scheduled for the Next Verzuz Challenge to Read Their Police Reports
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