Politics
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Democratic Debate Moderators Promise to Address ‘Black Issues’ Such as Baby Mamas & Twerking
Charleston, SC — Democratic primary debate moderators are coming under fire for not addressing black issues outside of the realm of crime & poverty. Black...
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Bloomberg Offers to Pay $2500 a month to Anybody Who Will Vote for Him
Las Vegas, NV — In an effort to revitalize his campaign coming off of a horrible debate performance, Mike Bloomberg has offered to pay $2500...
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Mike Bloomberg Offers Elizabeth Warren $10M to Sign a NDA After Debate
Las Vegas, NV — Mike Bloomberg caught a verbal beat down from Senator Elizabeth Warren on last night’s debate stage. Former New York City mayor...
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Mike Bloomberg Promises Record Deals for All Stop & Frisk Victims
Las Vegas, NV — Mike Bloomberg has promised to make up for his racist stop & frisk policies that unfairly targeted predominantly black citizens of...
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Mike Bloomberg Offers Free Popeyes Chicken Sandwiches in Exchange for the Black Vote
New York, NY — Billionaire Democratic Presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg has decided to try a new strategy to gain the support of the black community...
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Yang Gang Faced with Sad Reality That They are Going to Have Keep Working for a Living
Los Angeles — Former Democratic candidate Andrew Yang bowing out of the 2020 Presidential race did not bode well for his loyal dedicated followers known...
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Andrew Yang Now Promises UBI Will be $0 per Month
New Hampshire — Democratic candidate Andrew Yang just recently announced that he’s suspending his campaign for President. During his farewell speech, Andrew Yang promised his...
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Mike Bloomberg Says He’s Not Racist, He Just Wants Black People to Spend More Time with the Cops
New York, NY — Mike Bloomberg is coming under fire over a video that has gone viral where Bloomberg states that he believes white people...
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Andrew Yang Now Promises UBI Will be $2000 per Month If He Wins Primaries
New Hampshire — After an abysmal performance in the Iowa caucuses, Democratic candidate Andrew Yang has just announced that his Freedom Dividend will now go...
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Kamala Harris Blames “Black Twitter” for Dropping Out of Presidential Race…Vows Payback
Senator Kamala Harris recently announced that she is dropping out of the Presidential race. The reason she is dropping out has to do with her...
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Pete Buttigieg Releases New Black & LGBTQ Unity Flag
Presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg has come under fire recently for comparing the struggles of being black in America to his perceived struggles of being a...
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Melania Trump Booed for Dressing Up Like a Philly Blunt
First Lady Melania Trump was greeted with a bunch of boos at an Opioid Awareness event in Baltimore, Maryland. The reason some believe she was...
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Rick Perry Believes Trump was Chosen by God to Rule Twitter
Energy Secretary Rick Perry recently stated in an interview that he firmly believes God chose President Trump to rule Twitter due to his “divine Twitter...
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Andrew Yang Says MSNBC Employees Will Not Get UBI
Presidential candidate Andrew Yang recently took to Twitter to express his disdain with MSNBC in regards to how the cable network has been treating his...
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Joe Biden Tells Young Jeezy That His President is Still Black
In a desperate effort to rejuvenate his Presidential campaign, former Vice President Joe Biden decided that it was finally time to make amends for his...
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Parents Tell Kids to Just Focus on Rap Career b/c Homeschooling is Too Hard
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White Supremacy Killed Juice WRLD
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Uncle Luke’s “Doo Doo Brown” was Playing When Andrew Gillum was Caught with Meth & Male Escort
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Taliban Promises Black Americans Safe Refuge in Afghanistan to Avoid Mandatory COVID-19 Vaccinations
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Blueface Accused of Making it Rain with Fake Money on Skid Row
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Coronavirus Quarantine Forces Millions of Black Women to Survive w/o Weave Bundles
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Jussie Smollett Excited About Participating in Jailhouse Meat-Beat Sessions If Sentenced
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“White Supremacy World” Theme Park Scheduled to Open in 2021.
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Dwayne Wade’s “Daughter” Zaya Inspires Straight Black Men to Confess About Liking Trans Women
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People Wearing COVID 19 Bandana Face Masks are “G Checking” People for Wearing the Wrong Colors
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