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New Evidence Suggests White People Created Gravity to Hold the Black Man Down
Classified documents have just been released claiming to prove that white people are responsible for creating gravity with the sole purpose of trying the keep...
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“White Supremacy World” Theme Park Scheduled to Open in 2021.
Jackson, MS — A theme park named White Supremacy World designed to give young black people a taste of old fashioned hardcore racism is scheduled...
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Don Imus’s Last Words: “Tell Those Nappy Headed Hos I’ll Miss Them”
Long time radio shock jock Don Imus passed away at the age of 79. Don Imus had been a radio broadcaster for nearly 50 years....
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Pro-Blacks Build Time Machine to Return Back to the “Good Old Days” of Jim Crow
Boston, MA — An avid pro-Black & follower of the Foundational Black American movement recently invented a time machine to teleport black people back to...
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Blueface Accused of Making it Rain with Fake Money on Skid Row
Rapper Blueface is accused by homeless of “making it rain” with fake money. Rapper Blueface was recorded standing on top of an SUV on Skid...
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Black Hebrew Israelites Declaring All Santas to Be Black Men
Washington, DC — Black Hebrew Israelites are planning to protest on the National Mall to declare that the federal government require Santa Claus to be...
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Santa Claus Fired for Telling Black Kids They Won’t Be Getting Gifts
Bloomington, MN — A Mall of America Santa Claus was recently fired for allegedly telling black children that he will not be stopping by the...
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Africans Demand Black Americans Stop Culturally Appropriating Real Africans
Ghana — The west African country of Ghana is in full swing celebrating an event known as The Year of Return, but some native Ghanaians...
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You Can Now Major in White Supremacy & Become a Professional at Blaming White People
If you’ve been trying to figure out what you are really good at in life but all you can seem to do is master the...
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Arlando Henderson Plans to Use Stolen Money to Fight His Case of Stealing Wells Fargo Money
Charlotte, NC — Arlando Henderson was recently arrested by federal authorities for stealing upwards of $88K from a Wells Fargo bank he was employed at...
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Group in Africa is Kidnapping White People for Lions to Hunt
Tanzania — In response to international outcry about white people going to African countries to hunt lions & elephants for sport, one group in Tanzania...
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Lizzo Coming Out with New “Assay Classay” Line of Dresses
Singer Lizzo caused quite a stir at at the Staples Center recently when she decided to twerk in a dress that exposed her butt cheeks....
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White Supremacy Killed Juice WRLD
Chicago, IL — Reports are coming in claiming that Chicago rapper by the name of Juice WRLD was actually killed because of white supremacy. KG...
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Twitter Confirms That Black People Make Up Stuff on Twitter All of the Time
Twitter recently came out & admitted that black people on their platform are notorious for making up stories just to have something to tweet about....
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Bhad Bhabie Calls Out “Bald Headed” Black Women
Danielle Bregoli, professionally known as Bhad Bhabie, expressed some words to black women who took issue with her wearing box braids. “To all the black...
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Kamala Harris Blames “Black Twitter” for Dropping Out of Presidential Race…Vows Payback
Senator Kamala Harris recently announced that she is dropping out of the Presidential race. The reason she is dropping out has to do with her...
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Drinking Too Much Colt 45 Caused Billy Dee Williams to Become “Gender Fluid”
Actor Billy Dee Williams recently came out declaring himself to be “gender fluid”. The actor stated, “I never tried to be anything but myself, and...
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Man Arrested Again for Throwing Bricks at Nail Salon b/c Salon Won’t Offer Cyber Monday Discounts
Chicago, IL — Tyrone Muhammad was apprehended by Chicago Police for throwing bricks into the Colour Nails salon after discovering that the owner of the...
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Pete Buttigieg Releases New Black & LGBTQ Unity Flag
Presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg has come under fire recently for comparing the struggles of being black in America to his perceived struggles of being a...
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Study Proves Black Women Fabricate 99% of the Stuff They Complain About Online
Renowned psychologist, Dr. Disbeesh Ly Eng recently published his findings in Psychology Today unequivocally stating that the majority of stuff black women complain about online...
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Sex Doll Sales Surge Due to Men Fearing Catching Coronavirus From Thots & Side Chicks
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Trump Threatens to Force Americans to Use MySpace If They Don’t Leave His Tweets Alone
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Black Grandmas are Offended by People Calling Chitlins “Booty Noodles”
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Drug Dealers Allow Their Corner Boys to Slang From Home Due to Coronavirus
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Study Concludes Black People Prefer Pumpkin Pie Over Sweet Potato Pie
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Black Folks Happy Brittney Griner Released From Russian Prison But Still Not Gonna Watch Her WNBA Games
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Man Arrested Again for Throwing Bricks at Nail Salon b/c Salon Won’t Offer Cyber Monday Discounts
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Father Who Went to Get a Pack of Cigarettes 20 Years Ago Returns Home to Unite with His Kids Thanks to Coronavirus
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Drinking Too Much Colt 45 Caused Billy Dee Williams to Become “Gender Fluid”
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Tekashi 6ix9ine & Snoop Dogg are Scheduled for the Next Verzuz Challenge to Read Their Police Reports
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