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White People Protest Black Friday, Calling for White Friday
Birmingham, AL — A group of protesters gathered in front of a local Walmart in Birmingham, AL demanding that White Friday become a recognized shopping...
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Pro-Blacks Support White Businesses on Black Friday
Atlanta, GA — A business owner in Atlanta who proudly boasts that he is a “black owned business” received very little support on Black Friday....
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Mother-In-Law Arrested for Slapping Daughter-In-Law with Turkey Leg
Chicago, IL — What should have been a special occasion to celebrate being with family, turned into a full blown brawl amongst a wife &...
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Pro-Blacks are Protesting Thanksgiving But Still Want a Plate
Jacksonville, FL — Pro-blacks are adamantly protesting Thanksgiving again, but are demanding that family members save them a plate. Local leaders of a pro-Black movement...
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Study Concludes Black People Prefer Pumpkin Pie Over Sweet Potato Pie
A new study has recently concluded that black Americans overwhelmingly prefer pumpkin pie over sweet potato pie. Sweet potato pie has long since been a...
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Anderson Paak Tells Rapper Goldlink to Prepare to Catch These Hands
Musician Anderson Paak recently took to Instagram to address rapper Goldlink over some comments made about deceased rapper Mac Miller. Goldlink shared on Instagram some...
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Instagram to Allow Users to Report Ugly People Abusing Filters
According to reps at Instagram, starting in 2020, Instagram plans to roll out a new feature that will allow users on the platform to report...
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Melania Trump Booed for Dressing Up Like a Philly Blunt
First Lady Melania Trump was greeted with a bunch of boos at an Opioid Awareness event in Baltimore, Maryland. The reason some believe she was...
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Lil’ Fizz, J-Boog & Raz-B Announce The “Chitlin Circuit Tour”
Lil’Fizz, J-Boog & Raz-B recently made a bold move of deciding to go on tour without Omarion due to personal issues stemming between Omarion, Lil’...
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Popular Strip Clubs in Atlanta are Having a Black Friday Sale
Atlanta, GA — Popular strip clubs in Atlanta such as the Blue Flame Lounge, The Cheetah, Clermont Lounge & the Nudie Bar are celebrating Black...
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Dope Boys Want to be Thanked for Their Services on Thanksgiving Too
Detroit, MI — Local drug dealers want people to take some time this Thanksgiving to give thanks to all those that put in hard work...
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Rapper T.I. Goes on Red Table Talk to Show Off His New Big Words
Rapper T.I. was recently featured on Jada Pinkett Smith’s Facebook show called Red Table Talk to discuss an unnecessary issue that he caused to go...
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Black Grandmas are Offended by People Calling Chitlins “Booty Noodles”
A recent trend on social media has dubbed the long time classic Southern delicacy of chitlins (chitterlings) by a new nickname, booty noodles. Chitlins are...
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Rick Perry Believes Trump was Chosen by God to Rule Twitter
Energy Secretary Rick Perry recently stated in an interview that he firmly believes God chose President Trump to rule Twitter due to his “divine Twitter...
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Popeyes Plans to Sell Chicken Sandwiches for $1 on Black Friday
Atlanta, GA — Popeyes recently announced that the fast food chain would sell their wildly popular chicken sandwiches for just $1 on Black Friday. When...
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New Survey Says 94% of Black Men Prefer Becky’s Potato Salad
New York, NY — A shocking new survey has concluded that black men overwhelmingly prefer potato salad prepared by white women. Over the last 12...
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R. Kelly Has Allegedly Been Singing Lullabies to Fellow Inmates
R&B superstar now turned alleged sexual offender R. Kelly has had one helluva of year, and not in a good way. From the time the...
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Andrew Yang Says MSNBC Employees Will Not Get UBI
Presidential candidate Andrew Yang recently took to Twitter to express his disdain with MSNBC in regards to how the cable network has been treating his...
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Tesla’s “Bulletproof” Cybertruck is Celebrated by Gang Members
Elon Musk recently debuted Tesla’s newest addition to its line of vehicles called the Cybertruck. The Cybertruck is a space aged looking pickup truck purposely...
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Joe Biden Tells Young Jeezy That His President is Still Black
In a desperate effort to rejuvenate his Presidential campaign, former Vice President Joe Biden decided that it was finally time to make amends for his...
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Dr. Umar Johnson Says Kobe Bryant Died b/c Kobe Didn’t Donate to Umar’s School
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Uncle Luke’s “Doo Doo Brown” was Playing When Andrew Gillum was Caught with Meth & Male Escort
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Trump Threatens to Force Americans to Use MySpace If They Don’t Leave His Tweets Alone
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Drug Dealers Allow Their Corner Boys to Slang From Home Due to Coronavirus
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Sex Doll Sales Surge Due to Men Fearing Catching Coronavirus From Thots & Side Chicks
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Joe Biden Wants to Ban Newport Menthols, Red Kool-Aid, Box Chevys, Hennessy, Spades, Brazilian Weave, Texas Pete Hot Sauce…
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Drinking Too Much Colt 45 Caused Billy Dee Williams to Become “Gender Fluid”
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Father Who Went to Get a Pack of Cigarettes 20 Years Ago Returns Home to Unite with His Kids Thanks to Coronavirus
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Joe Biden Promises to Pay for a Years Worth of Lap Dances for Black Men Who Have Yet to Get Vaccinated
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Black Folks Happy Brittney Griner Released From Russian Prison But Still Not Gonna Watch Her WNBA Games
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