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DNC Promotes Billy Porter as Official Leader of the Pro-Black Movement
Milwaukee, WI — Highly flamboyant gay actor Billy Porter recently performed at the Democratic National Convention in order to celebrate Joe Biden being the Democratic...
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Kamala Harris Promises to Get the Black Vote Locked Up for Joe Biden
Washington, DC — Former Vice President Joe Biden announced today that Senator Kamala Harris will be his Vice Presidential running mate for the 2020 election....
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Transgender Women Rap Group to Remake “WAP” into “FAP” (Fake Ass P*ssy)
Atlanta, GA — Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion recently released a song called WAP, which is an acronym for “wet ass pussy” which at...
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Washington Redskins Contemplating Name Change to the D.C. Foreskins
Washingto, DC — The Washington Redskins have recently announced a name change to the franchise due to social justice warrior pressures claiming the name “Redskins”...
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Chicago Gangs Promise to Not Kill Anyone During the 4th of July Weekend
Chicago, IL — Gang members in Chicago have formally announced that they will not shoot or kill anybody on July 4th because they want everyone...
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BLM Protesters Demand White Jesus Be Replaced with Morgan Freeman
Washington, DC — Black Lives Matter protesters have recently put out a demand that all depictions of white Jesus be replaced with that of beloved...
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Uncle Ruckus Replaces Uncle Ben as New Logo
New York, NY — Due to mounting pressure from facing potential backlash, Mars, Inc., owner of the rice brand Uncle Ben’s, has decided to get...
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Quaker Oats Company to Replace Aunt Jemima with Aunt Viv
New York, NY — Due to controversy over the racist minstrel stereotype of Aunt Jemima, the Quaker Oats Company (a subsidiary of PepsiCo) has announced...
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George Zimmerman to Help Minneapolis with Community Policing Due to Disbanding of Police Department
Minneapolis, MN — The city council of Minneapolis has voted to disband the police as a result of the death of George Floyd at the...
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Minneapolis Looters are Shocked by All of the Riots They See Taking Place on Their Stolen Flatscreen TVs
Minneapolis, MN — People who decided to participate in looting in Minneapolis on the first night of the riots are shocked by how so many...
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Jeff Bezos Thanks Rioters for Making Amazon the Only Place People Can Buy Stuff From Now
Seattle, WA — Jeff Bezos, founder of Amazon & the world’s richest man, applauded the rioters & looters of the George Floyd protests for now...
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Target & Other Stores Held a “Fuxx The Police” Sale in Minneapolis
Minneapolis, MN — In the wake of the tragic death of George Floyd due to a Minneapolis police officer putting his knee of George Floyd’s...
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Trump Threatens to Force Americans to Use MySpace If They Don’t Leave His Tweets Alone
Washington, DC — President Trump recently threatened to “strongly regulate” or even shut down social media platforms after Twitter applied a fact-check to two of...
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Doja Cat Plans to Release a Gospel Album Hoping Her Fans Forgive Her
Los Angeles, LA — Rapper Doja Cat has been in a lot of hot water with black people this week over past comments she’s made...
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Lil Kim Challenges Mary J. Blige to a Verzuz Dance Off Competition
New York, NY — Hip hop legend Lil Kim recently issued a dance off challenge to the queen of hip hop & RnB, Mary J....
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Joe Biden Wants Rachel Dolezal to Be His Campaign’s Black American Relations Advisor
Washington, DC — The Biden campaign recently announced that they are creating a job position to specifically address only the concerns of black Americans &...
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Joe Biden Plans to Host an IG Live Singing Gap Band Songs to Win Back Black Voters
Washington, DC — Former Vice President Joe Biden is going all out to apologize to the black community over his recent comments where he essentially...
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Joe Biden Proposes New Litmus Test to Determine If Black People are Really Black
New York, NY — Former Vice President Joe Biden was recently on the The Breakfast Club doing an interview with host Charlamagne when he told...
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Tekashi 6ix9ine & Snoop Dogg are Scheduled for the Next Verzuz Challenge to Read Their Police Reports
New York, NY — It’s being reported that Tekashi 6ix9ine & Snoop Dogg will go head-to-head with each other on Swizz Beatz Instagram “Verzuz” challenge...
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R. Kelly Petitions Judge to Let Him Participate in Swizz Beatz “Verzuz” IG Challenge
Chicago, IL — Legendary, yet disgraced, R&B singer R. Kelly recently wrote the judge presiding over his case to allow for him to participate in...
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Sex Doll Sales Surge Due to Men Fearing Catching Coronavirus From Thots & Side Chicks
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Trump Threatens to Force Americans to Use MySpace If They Don’t Leave His Tweets Alone
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Black Grandmas are Offended by People Calling Chitlins “Booty Noodles”
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Drug Dealers Allow Their Corner Boys to Slang From Home Due to Coronavirus
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Melania Trump Booed for Dressing Up Like a Philly Blunt
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Study Concludes Black People Prefer Pumpkin Pie Over Sweet Potato Pie
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Tekashi 6ix9ine & Snoop Dogg are Scheduled for the Next Verzuz Challenge to Read Their Police Reports
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Man Arrested Again for Throwing Bricks at Nail Salon b/c Salon Won’t Offer Cyber Monday Discounts
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Drinking Too Much Colt 45 Caused Billy Dee Williams to Become “Gender Fluid”
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Target & Other Stores Held a “Fuxx The Police” Sale in Minneapolis
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