Lifestyle
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Coronavirus is Causing People to Embrace the Idea of Washing Their Ass Everyday
Atlanta, GA — The coronavirus outbreak has caused people to go panic shopping all over the country buying up hand soaps & hand sanitizers to...
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Adidas & Puma Introduce Custom Coronavirus Surgical Masks
Los Angeles, CA — Since the coronavirus outbreak, surgical masks sales have skyrocketed due to the belief that a surgical mask is all one needs...
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Rosario Dawson Comes Out the Closet & Says Cory Booker is Next
Newark, NJ — Actress Rosario Dawson has recently come out of the closet to declare she’s officially an LGBTQ member. She also stated that her...
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CDC Warns of New Hennyvirus Outbreak
Atlanta, GA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) issued a public health warning over concerns of a new virus called the hennyvirus....
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Studies Show that Valentine’s Day Cooch is the Same Cooch on Any Random Day
Boston, MA — Researchers have concluded that there is nothing significant about Valentine’s Day loving when compared to loving on any random day. Researchers at...
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Dwayne Wade’s “Daughter” Zaya Inspires Straight Black Men to Confess About Liking Trans Women
Miami, FL — Gabrielle Union recently shared a video clip of his “daughter” Zaya that went viral where Zaya was encouraging people to simply just...
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You Can Now Major in White Supremacy & Become a Professional at Blaming White People
If you’ve been trying to figure out what you are really good at in life but all you can seem to do is master the...
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Study Proves Black Women Fabricate 99% of the Stuff They Complain About Online
Renowned psychologist, Dr. Disbeesh Ly Eng recently published his findings in Psychology Today unequivocally stating that the majority of stuff black women complain about online...
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Study Concludes Black People Prefer Pumpkin Pie Over Sweet Potato Pie
A new study has recently concluded that black Americans overwhelmingly prefer pumpkin pie over sweet potato pie. Sweet potato pie has long since been a...
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Black Grandmas are Offended by People Calling Chitlins “Booty Noodles”
A recent trend on social media has dubbed the long time classic Southern delicacy of chitlins (chitterlings) by a new nickname, booty noodles. Chitlins are...
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New Survey Says 94% of Black Men Prefer Becky’s Potato Salad
New York, NY — A shocking new survey has concluded that black men overwhelmingly prefer potato salad prepared by white women. Over the last 12...
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Tesla’s “Bulletproof” Cybertruck is Celebrated by Gang Members
Elon Musk recently debuted Tesla’s newest addition to its line of vehicles called the Cybertruck. The Cybertruck is a space aged looking pickup truck purposely...
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Tory Lanez to Release a Gospel Album Dedicated to Megan Thee Stallion Asking for Forgiveness
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Stripper Genea Sky’s Accident Causes OSHA to Mandate All Strippers Wear Safety Helmets
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TI & Tiny Challenge Their Sexual Assault Accusers to a Verzuz Battle to Settle the Dispute
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Black Grandmas are Offended by People Calling Chitlins “Booty Noodles”
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Tevin Campbell Admits “Can We Talk” Song is an Anthem for Stalkers
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White Supremacy Killed Juice WRLD
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DaBaby Slaps a Fan He Thought Was Trying to Spread Coronavirus
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Yang Gang Faced with Sad Reality That They are Going to Have Keep Working for a Living
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Illegal Immigrants Rushing Back to Mexico to Escape Coronavirus Outbreak in the U.S.
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Derrick Jaxn Challenges Kevin Samuels to a “Verzuz” Battle to Decide Who’s the King of Taking Black Women’s Money
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