Politics
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BLM Protesters Demand White Jesus Be Replaced with Morgan Freeman
Washington, DC — Black Lives Matter protesters have recently put out a demand that all depictions of white Jesus be replaced with that of beloved...
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Uncle Ruckus Replaces Uncle Ben as New Logo
New York, NY — Due to mounting pressure from facing potential backlash, Mars, Inc., owner of the rice brand Uncle Ben’s, has decided to get...
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Quaker Oats Company to Replace Aunt Jemima with Aunt Viv
New York, NY — Due to controversy over the racist minstrel stereotype of Aunt Jemima, the Quaker Oats Company (a subsidiary of PepsiCo) has announced...
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Trump Threatens to Force Americans to Use MySpace If They Don’t Leave His Tweets Alone
Washington, DC — President Trump recently threatened to “strongly regulate” or even shut down social media platforms after Twitter applied a fact-check to two of...
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Joe Biden Wants Rachel Dolezal to Be His Campaign’s Black American Relations Advisor
Washington, DC — The Biden campaign recently announced that they are creating a job position to specifically address only the concerns of black Americans &...
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Joe Biden Plans to Host an IG Live Singing Gap Band Songs to Win Back Black Voters
Washington, DC — Former Vice President Joe Biden is going all out to apologize to the black community over his recent comments where he essentially...
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Joe Biden Proposes New Litmus Test to Determine If Black People are Really Black
New York, NY — Former Vice President Joe Biden was recently on the The Breakfast Club doing an interview with host Charlamagne when he told...
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Coronavirus Stimulus Check Information Number is 281-330-8004
Washington, DC — Coronavirus virus stimulus checks are scheduled to start going out in the coming days to provide temporary financial relief for millions of...
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If You Talked Bad About Trump in Last 4 Years, No Stimulus Check for You
Washington, DC — Coronavirus stimulus checks are currently being prepared to be sent out to millions of Americans to combat the economic issues brought on...
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Andrew Gillum Enters Rehab to Get Delivert From Drugs & Male Escorts
Miami, FL — Former Tallahassee, FL mayor & Florida Gubernatorial candidate Andrew Gillum just announced that he will be checking himself into rehab to help...
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Joe Biden Racks Up Delegates in Wakanda
New York, NY — Vice President Joe Biden made a stunning come back during Super Tuesday by pretty much winning most of the eastern states...
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Bernie Sanders Promises Universal Coronavirus for All Americans
Washington, DC — Democratic socialist Bernie Sanders just announced that he promises to ensure all Americans receive their fare share of coronavirus. The coronavirus outbreak...
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Pete Buttigieg Drops Out Race, Vows to Run in 2024 as a Heterosexual Man
New York, NY — Mayor Pete Buttigieg officially dropped out of the 2020 Presidential campaign after coming in 4th place in the South Carolina primaries....
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Tom Steyer & Juvenile Debut New Song Titled “Drop That Azz Out”
Columbia, SC — Democratic candidate & billionaire Tom Steyer recently drop a new song titled “Drop That Azz Out” with New Orleans rapper Juvenile. The...
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Pete Buttigieg Plans to Personally Check on Uncle Dick in the Deer Stand
Charleston, SC — Pete Buttigieg’s campaign just stated that Pete plans to personally spend time checking in on Amy Klobuchar’s Uncle Dick in the deer...
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Joe Biden Racks Up Delegates in Wakanda
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Parents Tell Kids to Just Focus on Rap Career b/c Homeschooling is Too Hard
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Pete Buttigieg Releases New Black & LGBTQ Unity Flag
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Jeff Bezos Thanks Rioters for Making Amazon the Only Place People Can Buy Stuff From Now
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White Supremacy Killed Juice WRLD
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Strippers in Atlanta are Testing Positive for Coronavirus
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Tory Lanez to Release a Gospel Album Dedicated to Megan Thee Stallion Asking for Forgiveness
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Lizzo Coming Out with New “Assay Classay” Line of Dresses
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Crips & Bloods Volunteer to Patrol Los Angeles to Make Sure Everybody is Safe During Coronavirus Outbreak
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Fleece Johnson the “Booty Warrior” Excited About Rapper Silento Coming to Prison to “Whip & Nae-Nae”
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