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If You Talked Bad About Trump in Last 4 Years, No Stimulus Check for You
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Kids are Complaining About Homeschooling b/c Parents Don’t Know How to Do Any of That Stuff
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Coronavirus Causes “Headline-itis” Side Effect in Black People to Where They Can’t Identify Satire
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Uncle Luke’s “Doo Doo Brown” was Playing When Andrew Gillum was Caught with Meth & Male Escort
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Strippers Forced to Find Other Ways to Pay for College During Coronavirus Outbreak
Atlanta, GA — Strippers in Atlanta are being forced to find other means of paying for college due to the coronavirus outbreak. Strip clubs in...
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Father Who Went to Get a Pack of Cigarettes 20 Years Ago Returns Home to Unite with His Kids Thanks to Coronavirus
Jersey City, NJ — Father who left to get a pack of cigarettes 20 years ago returns home to be with his children during coronavirus...
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Crips & Bloods Volunteer to Patrol Los Angeles to Make Sure Everybody is Safe During Coronavirus Outbreak
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Guys Who Wear Skinny Jeans are at High Risk for Catching COVID-19
New York, NY — The CDC just released a statement informing the public that guys who wear skinny jeans are at a higher risk of...
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CDC Confirms Everybody Who Participated in the 1990s Freaknik Has Coronavirus
Atlanta, GA — The CDC has recently confirmed that all participants of the classic 1990s Freaknik have tested positive for coronavirus. The CDC is recommending...
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Walmarts Across the Nation Open Up One Additional Register to Speed Up Coronavirus Panic Buying
Houston, TX — Due to massive panic buying over the coronavirus outbreak, Walmart announced that they will be opening up one additional register to help...
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Sex Doll Sales Surge Due to Men Fearing Catching Coronavirus From Thots & Side Chicks
Atlanta, GA — Sex doll makers are experiencing a surge in sales due to men fearing relations with women during the coronavirus outbreak. Men from...
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Andrew Gillum Enters Rehab to Get Delivert From Drugs & Male Escorts
Miami, FL — Former Tallahassee, FL mayor & Florida Gubernatorial candidate Andrew Gillum just announced that he will be checking himself into rehab to help...
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Jesus Christ Cancels All Prayer Requests Until Coronavirus is Tamed
Heaven — Jesus Christ just put out a message stating that all prayer requests asking Him to fix this coronavirus pandemic have been cancelled until...
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CDC Warns that Coronavirus Has Been Found on Toilet Paper
Atlanta, GA — The CDC just issued a warning stating that rolls of toilet paper have been found to possess coronavirus. This statement comes due...
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Illegal Immigrants Rushing Back to Mexico to Escape Coronavirus Outbreak in the U.S.
Houston, TX — Illegal immigrants have been spotted crossing the border to return to Mexico in an effort to avoid catching the coronavirus in the...
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Drug Dealers Allow Their Corner Boys to Slang From Home Due to Coronavirus
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Strippers in Atlanta are Testing Positive for Coronavirus
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Coronavirus is Causing People to Embrace the Idea of Washing Their Ass Everyday
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Adidas & Puma Introduce Custom Coronavirus Surgical Masks
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DaBaby Slaps a Fan He Thought Was Trying to Spread Coronavirus
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Fleece Johnson the “Booty Warrior” Excited About Rapper Silento Coming to Prison to “Whip & Nae-Nae”
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Kyle Rittenhouse Offers Marksmanship Classes to Gangs in Chicago to Help Them Avoid Killing Innocent People
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Oakland Mayor Plans to Defund Black People in Oakland Amid Spike in Violent Crime
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Black Grandmas are Offended by People Calling Chitlins “Booty Noodles”
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Tevin Campbell Admits “Can We Talk” Song is an Anthem for Stalkers
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Derrick Jaxn Challenges Kevin Samuels to a “Verzuz” Battle to Decide Who’s the King of Taking Black Women’s Money
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Uncle Luke’s “Doo Doo Brown” was Playing When Andrew Gillum was Caught with Meth & Male Escort
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Crips & Bloods Volunteer to Patrol Los Angeles to Make Sure Everybody is Safe During Coronavirus Outbreak
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Washington Redskins Contemplating Name Change to the D.C. Foreskins
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Drug Dealers Allow Their Corner Boys to Slang From Home Due to Coronavirus
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