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Gayle King Says, “Black Folks Always Crying About Something. They’ll Be Alright.”
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New Evidence Suggests White People Created Gravity to Hold the Black Man Down
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“White Supremacy World” Theme Park Scheduled to Open in 2021.
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Don Imus’s Last Words: “Tell Those Nappy Headed Hos I’ll Miss Them”
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Black Hebrew Israelites Declaring All Santas to Be Black Men
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Santa Claus Fired for Telling Black Kids They Won’t Be Getting Gifts
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Africans Demand Black Americans Stop Culturally Appropriating Real Africans
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You Can Now Major in White Supremacy & Become a Professional at Blaming White People
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Washington Redskins Contemplating Name Change to the D.C. Foreskins
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