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Martha Stewart Told Snoop to Apologize to Gayle King or Else He Won’t Get Any Scooby Snacks
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Yang Gang Faced with Sad Reality That They are Going to Have Keep Working for a Living
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Dwayne Wade’s “Daughter” Zaya Inspires Straight Black Men to Confess About Liking Trans Women
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Mike Bloomberg Says He’s Not Racist, He Just Wants Black People to Spend More Time with the Cops
New York, NY — Mike Bloomberg is coming under fire over a video that has gone viral where Bloomberg states that he believes white people...
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Andrew Yang Now Promises UBI Will be $2000 per Month If He Wins Primaries
New Hampshire — After an abysmal performance in the Iowa caucuses, Democratic candidate Andrew Yang has just announced that his Freedom Dividend will now go...
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Stripper Genea Sky’s Accident Causes OSHA to Mandate All Strippers Wear Safety Helmets
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Gayle King Says, “Black Folks Always Crying About Something. They’ll Be Alright.”
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Oprah & Gayle King Plan to Do a Documentary on Snoop Dogg’s Murder Trial
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Curtis Mayfield: 1st Black Man to Perform Trap Music
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Dr. Umar Johnson Says Kobe Bryant Died b/c Kobe Didn’t Donate to Umar’s School
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New Evidence Suggests White People Created Gravity to Hold the Black Man Down
Classified documents have just been released claiming to prove that white people are responsible for creating gravity with the sole purpose of trying the keep...
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“White Supremacy World” Theme Park Scheduled to Open in 2021.
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Don Imus’s Last Words: “Tell Those Nappy Headed Hos I’ll Miss Them”
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Pro-Blacks Build Time Machine to Return Back to the “Good Old Days” of Jim Crow
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Blueface Accused of Making it Rain with Fake Money on Skid Row
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Black Hebrew Israelites Declaring All Santas to Be Black Men
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Santa Claus Fired for Telling Black Kids They Won’t Be Getting Gifts
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Africans Demand Black Americans Stop Culturally Appropriating Real Africans
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You Can Now Major in White Supremacy & Become a Professional at Blaming White People
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Fleece Johnson the “Booty Warrior” Excited About Rapper Silento Coming to Prison to “Whip & Nae-Nae”
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Derrick Jaxn Challenges Kevin Samuels to a “Verzuz” Battle to Decide Who’s the King of Taking Black Women’s Money
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Joe Biden Racks Up Delegates in Wakanda
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Washington Redskins Contemplating Name Change to the D.C. Foreskins
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