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Joe Biden Plans to Host an IG Live Singing Gap Band Songs to Win Back Black Voters
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Tekashi 6ix9ine & Snoop Dogg are Scheduled for the Next Verzuz Challenge to Read Their Police Reports
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R. Kelly Petitions Judge to Let Him Participate in Swizz Beatz “Verzuz” IG Challenge
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Black Churches Want Their Congregations to Donate Their Stimulus Checks to the Church’s Building Fund
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People Wearing COVID 19 Bandana Face Masks are “G Checking” People for Wearing the Wrong Colors
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Coronavirus Quarantine Forces Millions of Black Women to Survive w/o Weave Bundles
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If You Talked Bad About Trump in Last 4 Years, No Stimulus Check for You
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Kids are Complaining About Homeschooling b/c Parents Don’t Know How to Do Any of That Stuff
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Coronavirus Causes “Headline-itis” Side Effect in Black People to Where They Can’t Identify Satire
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Uncle Luke’s “Doo Doo Brown” was Playing When Andrew Gillum was Caught with Meth & Male Escort
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Father Who Went to Get a Pack of Cigarettes 20 Years Ago Returns Home to Unite with His Kids Thanks to Coronavirus
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Crips & Bloods Volunteer to Patrol Los Angeles to Make Sure Everybody is Safe During Coronavirus Outbreak
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CDC Confirms Everybody Who Participated in the 1990s Freaknik Has Coronavirus
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Dr. Umar Johnson Says Kobe Bryant Died b/c Kobe Didn’t Donate to Umar’s School
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School Teachers are Creating OnlyFans Accounts to Tutor Adult Learners for Extra Income
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Black Grandmas are Offended by People Calling Chitlins “Booty Noodles”
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Dr. Sebi’s Mysterious Death Linked to Possible Coronavirus Cure
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Joe Biden Tells Young Jeezy That His President is Still Black
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Kamala Harris Promises to Get the Black Vote Locked Up for Joe Biden
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Transgender Women Rap Group to Remake “WAP” into “FAP” (Fake Ass P*ssy)
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Stripper Genea Sky’s Accident Causes OSHA to Mandate All Strippers Wear Safety Helmets
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Terry Crews Demands Magic City Strip Club Hire More White Girls
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