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Chicago Gangs Promise to Not Kill Anyone During the 4th of July Weekend
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BLM Protesters Demand White Jesus Be Replaced with Morgan Freeman
Washington, DC — Black Lives Matter protesters have recently put out a demand that all depictions of white Jesus be replaced with that of beloved...
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Uncle Ruckus Replaces Uncle Ben as New Logo
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Quaker Oats Company to Replace Aunt Jemima with Aunt Viv
New York, NY — Due to controversy over the racist minstrel stereotype of Aunt Jemima, the Quaker Oats Company (a subsidiary of PepsiCo) has announced...
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George Zimmerman to Help Minneapolis with Community Policing Due to Disbanding of Police Department
Minneapolis, MN — The city council of Minneapolis has voted to disband the police as a result of the death of George Floyd at the...
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Minneapolis Looters are Shocked by All of the Riots They See Taking Place on Their Stolen Flatscreen TVs
Minneapolis, MN — People who decided to participate in looting in Minneapolis on the first night of the riots are shocked by how so many...
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Jeff Bezos Thanks Rioters for Making Amazon the Only Place People Can Buy Stuff From Now
Seattle, WA — Jeff Bezos, founder of Amazon & the world’s richest man, applauded the rioters & looters of the George Floyd protests for now...
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Target & Other Stores Held a “Fuxx The Police” Sale in Minneapolis
Minneapolis, MN — In the wake of the tragic death of George Floyd due to a Minneapolis police officer putting his knee of George Floyd’s...
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Trump Threatens to Force Americans to Use MySpace If They Don’t Leave His Tweets Alone
Washington, DC — President Trump recently threatened to “strongly regulate” or even shut down social media platforms after Twitter applied a fact-check to two of...
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Doja Cat Plans to Release a Gospel Album Hoping Her Fans Forgive Her
Los Angeles, LA — Rapper Doja Cat has been in a lot of hot water with black people this week over past comments she’s made...
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Lil Kim Challenges Mary J. Blige to a Verzuz Dance Off Competition
New York, NY — Hip hop legend Lil Kim recently issued a dance off challenge to the queen of hip hop & RnB, Mary J....
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Joe Biden Wants Rachel Dolezal to Be His Campaign’s Black American Relations Advisor
Washington, DC — The Biden campaign recently announced that they are creating a job position to specifically address only the concerns of black Americans &...
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Joe Biden Plans to Host an IG Live Singing Gap Band Songs to Win Back Black Voters
Washington, DC — Former Vice President Joe Biden is going all out to apologize to the black community over his recent comments where he essentially...
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Joe Biden Proposes New Litmus Test to Determine If Black People are Really Black
New York, NY — Former Vice President Joe Biden was recently on the The Breakfast Club doing an interview with host Charlamagne when he told...
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Tekashi 6ix9ine & Snoop Dogg are Scheduled for the Next Verzuz Challenge to Read Their Police Reports
New York, NY — It’s being reported that Tekashi 6ix9ine & Snoop Dogg will go head-to-head with each other on Swizz Beatz Instagram “Verzuz” challenge...
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R. Kelly Petitions Judge to Let Him Participate in Swizz Beatz “Verzuz” IG Challenge
Chicago, IL — Legendary, yet disgraced, R&B singer R. Kelly recently wrote the judge presiding over his case to allow for him to participate in...
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Black Churches Want Their Congregations to Donate Their Stimulus Checks to the Church’s Building Fund
Birmingham, AL — Pastor Harold Walker of Mt. Sinai First Missionary Baptist Church recently sent out an email to his congregation telling them that their...
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Coronavirus Stimulus Check Information Number is 281-330-8004
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People Wearing COVID 19 Bandana Face Masks are “G Checking” People for Wearing the Wrong Colors
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Parents Tell Kids to Just Focus on Rap Career b/c Homeschooling is Too Hard
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Kyle Rittenhouse Offers Marksmanship Classes to Gangs in Chicago to Help Them Avoid Killing Innocent People
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Fleece Johnson the “Booty Warrior” Excited About Rapper Silento Coming to Prison to “Whip & Nae-Nae”
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Jussie Smollett Claims Lucious Lyon Hired the Nigerians to Beat Him Up to Boost Sales for Empire Records
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Dr. Umar Johnson Says Kobe Bryant Died b/c Kobe Didn’t Donate to Umar’s School
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Oakland Mayor Plans to Defund Black People in Oakland Amid Spike in Violent Crime
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Derrick Jaxn Challenges Kevin Samuels to a “Verzuz” Battle to Decide Who’s the King of Taking Black Women’s Money
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Stripper Genea Sky’s Accident Causes OSHA to Mandate All Strippers Wear Safety Helmets
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Black Grandmas are Offended by People Calling Chitlins “Booty Noodles”
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Crips & Bloods Volunteer to Patrol Los Angeles to Make Sure Everybody is Safe During Coronavirus Outbreak
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Washington Redskins Contemplating Name Change to the D.C. Foreskins
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