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Trump Threatens to Force Americans to Use MySpace If They Don’t Leave His Tweets Alone
Washington, DC — President Trump recently threatened to “strongly regulate” or even shut down social media platforms after Twitter applied a fact-check to two of...
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Doja Cat Plans to Release a Gospel Album Hoping Her Fans Forgive Her
Los Angeles, LA — Rapper Doja Cat has been in a lot of hot water with black people this week over past comments she’s made...
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Lil Kim Challenges Mary J. Blige to a Verzuz Dance Off Competition
New York, NY — Hip hop legend Lil Kim recently issued a dance off challenge to the queen of hip hop & RnB, Mary J....
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Joe Biden Wants Rachel Dolezal to Be His Campaign’s Black American Relations Advisor
Washington, DC — The Biden campaign recently announced that they are creating a job position to specifically address only the concerns of black Americans &...
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Joe Biden Plans to Host an IG Live Singing Gap Band Songs to Win Back Black Voters
Washington, DC — Former Vice President Joe Biden is going all out to apologize to the black community over his recent comments where he essentially...
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Joe Biden Proposes New Litmus Test to Determine If Black People are Really Black
New York, NY — Former Vice President Joe Biden was recently on the The Breakfast Club doing an interview with host Charlamagne when he told...
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Tekashi 6ix9ine & Snoop Dogg are Scheduled for the Next Verzuz Challenge to Read Their Police Reports
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R. Kelly Petitions Judge to Let Him Participate in Swizz Beatz “Verzuz” IG Challenge
Chicago, IL — Legendary, yet disgraced, R&B singer R. Kelly recently wrote the judge presiding over his case to allow for him to participate in...
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Black Churches Want Their Congregations to Donate Their Stimulus Checks to the Church’s Building Fund
Birmingham, AL — Pastor Harold Walker of Mt. Sinai First Missionary Baptist Church recently sent out an email to his congregation telling them that their...
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Coronavirus Stimulus Check Information Number is 281-330-8004
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People Wearing COVID 19 Bandana Face Masks are “G Checking” People for Wearing the Wrong Colors
Los Angeles, CA — The CDC recently stated that due to a lack of face masks to help protect people from contracting the coronavirus, citizens...
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Parents Tell Kids to Just Focus on Rap Career b/c Homeschooling is Too Hard
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Coronavirus Quarantine Forces Millions of Black Women to Survive w/o Weave Bundles
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If You Talked Bad About Trump in Last 4 Years, No Stimulus Check for You
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Kids are Complaining About Homeschooling b/c Parents Don’t Know How to Do Any of That Stuff
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Uncle Luke’s “Doo Doo Brown” was Playing When Andrew Gillum was Caught with Meth & Male Escort
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Fleece Johnson the “Booty Warrior” Excited About Rapper Silento Coming to Prison to “Whip & Nae-Nae”
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Derrick Jaxn Challenges Kevin Samuels to a “Verzuz” Battle to Decide Who’s the King of Taking Black Women’s Money
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Joe Biden Racks Up Delegates in Wakanda
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Crips & Bloods Volunteer to Patrol Los Angeles to Make Sure Everybody is Safe During Coronavirus Outbreak
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People Wearing COVID 19 Bandana Face Masks are “G Checking” People for Wearing the Wrong Colors
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Guys Who Wear Skinny Jeans are at High Risk for Catching COVID-19
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Washington Redskins Contemplating Name Change to the D.C. Foreskins
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