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Black Hebrew Israelites Declaring All Santas to Be Black Men
Washington, DC — Black Hebrew Israelites are planning to protest on the National Mall to declare that the federal government require Santa Claus to be...
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Santa Claus Fired for Telling Black Kids They Won’t Be Getting Gifts
Bloomington, MN — A Mall of America Santa Claus was recently fired for allegedly telling black children that he will not be stopping by the...
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Africans Demand Black Americans Stop Culturally Appropriating Real Africans
Ghana — The west African country of Ghana is in full swing celebrating an event known as The Year of Return, but some native Ghanaians...
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You Can Now Major in White Supremacy & Become a Professional at Blaming White People
If you’ve been trying to figure out what you are really good at in life but all you can seem to do is master the...
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Arlando Henderson Plans to Use Stolen Money to Fight His Case of Stealing Wells Fargo Money
Charlotte, NC — Arlando Henderson was recently arrested by federal authorities for stealing upwards of $88K from a Wells Fargo bank he was employed at...
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Group in Africa is Kidnapping White People for Lions to Hunt
Tanzania — In response to international outcry about white people going to African countries to hunt lions & elephants for sport, one group in Tanzania...
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Lizzo Coming Out with New “Assay Classay” Line of Dresses
Singer Lizzo caused quite a stir at at the Staples Center recently when she decided to twerk in a dress that exposed her butt cheeks....
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White Supremacy Killed Juice WRLD
Chicago, IL — Reports are coming in claiming that Chicago rapper by the name of Juice WRLD was actually killed because of white supremacy. KG...
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Twitter Confirms That Black People Make Up Stuff on Twitter All of the Time
Twitter recently came out & admitted that black people on their platform are notorious for making up stories just to have something to tweet about....
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Bhad Bhabie Calls Out “Bald Headed” Black Women
Danielle Bregoli, professionally known as Bhad Bhabie, expressed some words to black women who took issue with her wearing box braids. “To all the black...
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Kamala Harris Blames “Black Twitter” for Dropping Out of Presidential Race…Vows Payback
Senator Kamala Harris recently announced that she is dropping out of the Presidential race. The reason she is dropping out has to do with her...
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Drinking Too Much Colt 45 Caused Billy Dee Williams to Become “Gender Fluid”
Actor Billy Dee Williams recently came out declaring himself to be “gender fluid”. The actor stated, “I never tried to be anything but myself, and...
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Man Arrested Again for Throwing Bricks at Nail Salon b/c Salon Won’t Offer Cyber Monday Discounts
Chicago, IL — Tyrone Muhammad was apprehended by Chicago Police for throwing bricks into the Colour Nails salon after discovering that the owner of the...
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Pete Buttigieg Releases New Black & LGBTQ Unity Flag
Presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg has come under fire recently for comparing the struggles of being black in America to his perceived struggles of being a...
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Study Proves Black Women Fabricate 99% of the Stuff They Complain About Online
Renowned psychologist, Dr. Disbeesh Ly Eng recently published his findings in Psychology Today unequivocally stating that the majority of stuff black women complain about online...
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White People Protest Black Friday, Calling for White Friday
Birmingham, AL — A group of protesters gathered in front of a local Walmart in Birmingham, AL demanding that White Friday become a recognized shopping...
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Pro-Blacks Support White Businesses on Black Friday
Atlanta, GA — A business owner in Atlanta who proudly boasts that he is a “black owned business” received very little support on Black Friday....
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Mother-In-Law Arrested for Slapping Daughter-In-Law with Turkey Leg
Chicago, IL — What should have been a special occasion to celebrate being with family, turned into a full blown brawl amongst a wife &...
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Pro-Blacks are Protesting Thanksgiving But Still Want a Plate
Jacksonville, FL — Pro-blacks are adamantly protesting Thanksgiving again, but are demanding that family members save them a plate. Local leaders of a pro-Black movement...
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Study Concludes Black People Prefer Pumpkin Pie Over Sweet Potato Pie
A new study has recently concluded that black Americans overwhelmingly prefer pumpkin pie over sweet potato pie. Sweet potato pie has long since been a...
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Fleece Johnson the “Booty Warrior” Excited About Rapper Silento Coming to Prison to “Whip & Nae-Nae”
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Kyle Rittenhouse Offers Marksmanship Classes to Gangs in Chicago to Help Them Avoid Killing Innocent People
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Dr. Umar Johnson Says Kobe Bryant Died b/c Kobe Didn’t Donate to Umar’s School
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Black Grandmas are Offended by People Calling Chitlins “Booty Noodles”
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Oakland Mayor Plans to Defund Black People in Oakland Amid Spike in Violent Crime
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Derrick Jaxn Challenges Kevin Samuels to a “Verzuz” Battle to Decide Who’s the King of Taking Black Women’s Money
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Tevin Campbell Admits “Can We Talk” Song is an Anthem for Stalkers
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Crips & Bloods Volunteer to Patrol Los Angeles to Make Sure Everybody is Safe During Coronavirus Outbreak
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Uncle Luke’s “Doo Doo Brown” was Playing When Andrew Gillum was Caught with Meth & Male Escort
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TI & Tiny Challenge Their Sexual Assault Accusers to a Verzuz Battle to Settle the Dispute
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