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Rick Perry Believes Trump was Chosen by God to Rule Twitter
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Popeyes Plans to Sell Chicken Sandwiches for $1 on Black Friday
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New Survey Says 94% of Black Men Prefer Becky’s Potato Salad
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R. Kelly Has Allegedly Been Singing Lullabies to Fellow Inmates
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Andrew Yang Says MSNBC Employees Will Not Get UBI
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Tesla’s “Bulletproof” Cybertruck is Celebrated by Gang Members
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Joe Biden Tells Young Jeezy That His President is Still Black
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Joe Biden Wants Rachel Dolezal to Be His Campaign’s Black American Relations Advisor
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Quaker Oats Company to Replace Aunt Jemima with Aunt Viv
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