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Tory Lanez to Release a Gospel Album Dedicated to Megan Thee Stallion Asking for Forgiveness
Los Angeles, CA — Canadian rapper/singer Tory Lanez is reportedly planning to release a gospel album dedicated to rapper Megan Thee Stallion as a symbol...
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DNC Promotes Billy Porter as Official Leader of the Pro-Black Movement
Milwaukee, WI — Highly flamboyant gay actor Billy Porter recently performed at the Democratic National Convention in order to celebrate Joe Biden being the Democratic...
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Kamala Harris Promises to Get the Black Vote Locked Up for Joe Biden
Washington, DC — Former Vice President Joe Biden announced today that Senator Kamala Harris will be his Vice Presidential running mate for the 2020 election....
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Transgender Women Rap Group to Remake “WAP” into “FAP” (Fake Ass P*ssy)
Atlanta, GA — Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion recently released a song called WAP, which is an acronym for “wet ass pussy” which at...
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Washington Redskins Contemplating Name Change to the D.C. Foreskins
Washingto, DC — The Washington Redskins have recently announced a name change to the franchise due to social justice warrior pressures claiming the name “Redskins”...
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Chicago Gangs Promise to Not Kill Anyone During the 4th of July Weekend
Chicago, IL — Gang members in Chicago have formally announced that they will not shoot or kill anybody on July 4th because they want everyone...
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BLM Protesters Demand White Jesus Be Replaced with Morgan Freeman
Washington, DC — Black Lives Matter protesters have recently put out a demand that all depictions of white Jesus be replaced with that of beloved...
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Uncle Ruckus Replaces Uncle Ben as New Logo
New York, NY — Due to mounting pressure from facing potential backlash, Mars, Inc., owner of the rice brand Uncle Ben’s, has decided to get...
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Quaker Oats Company to Replace Aunt Jemima with Aunt Viv
New York, NY — Due to controversy over the racist minstrel stereotype of Aunt Jemima, the Quaker Oats Company (a subsidiary of PepsiCo) has announced...
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George Zimmerman to Help Minneapolis with Community Policing Due to Disbanding of Police Department
Minneapolis, MN — The city council of Minneapolis has voted to disband the police as a result of the death of George Floyd at the...
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Minneapolis Looters are Shocked by All of the Riots They See Taking Place on Their Stolen Flatscreen TVs
Minneapolis, MN — People who decided to participate in looting in Minneapolis on the first night of the riots are shocked by how so many...
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Jeff Bezos Thanks Rioters for Making Amazon the Only Place People Can Buy Stuff From Now
Seattle, WA — Jeff Bezos, founder of Amazon & the world’s richest man, applauded the rioters & looters of the George Floyd protests for now...
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Target & Other Stores Held a “Fuxx The Police” Sale in Minneapolis
Minneapolis, MN — In the wake of the tragic death of George Floyd due to a Minneapolis police officer putting his knee of George Floyd’s...
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Trump Threatens to Force Americans to Use MySpace If They Don’t Leave His Tweets Alone
Washington, DC — President Trump recently threatened to “strongly regulate” or even shut down social media platforms after Twitter applied a fact-check to two of...
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Doja Cat Plans to Release a Gospel Album Hoping Her Fans Forgive Her
Los Angeles, LA — Rapper Doja Cat has been in a lot of hot water with black people this week over past comments she’s made...
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Dr. Umar Johnson Says Kobe Bryant Died b/c Kobe Didn’t Donate to Umar’s School
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Black Grandmas are Offended by People Calling Chitlins “Booty Noodles”
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School Teachers are Creating OnlyFans Accounts to Tutor Adult Learners for Extra Income
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Joe Biden Tells Young Jeezy That His President is Still Black
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Transgender Women Rap Group to Remake “WAP” into “FAP” (Fake Ass P*ssy)
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Lil Kim Challenges Mary J. Blige to a Verzuz Dance Off Competition
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Tevin Campbell Admits “Can We Talk” Song is an Anthem for Stalkers
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Black People Swear They are Moving If Trump Wins, Even Tho They Didn’t Move Last Time
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Tekashi 6ix9ine & Snoop Dogg are Scheduled for the Next Verzuz Challenge to Read Their Police Reports
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Stripper Genea Sky’s Accident Causes OSHA to Mandate All Strippers Wear Safety Helmets
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